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Friday, May 5, 2017

Calling All Stephen King Loving Scribes!



Okay fellow scribes, it’s time to get your fingers moving.  I have decided to get brave and feature a living, breathing writer of modern times this round.  Per my usual nature, I’m not starting out small and working my way up.  That would be too logical and structured for my tastes.  I like to jump in with both feet.  So for the May/June time slot, I am featuring the great Stephen King.  I will pause for a second and let you catch your breath.  You okay now?  Okay, so now you’re thinking Amber, how am I going to tackle anything so monumental?  Well, if you have read “On Writing” by Stephen King as almost every writer I know has, then you know that even he had his failures along the way and that’s okay.  It’s those of us that persevere that succeed.  Here’s your chance to push yourself an inch closer towards greatness today.  Write a Stephen King inspired story (Not a plagiarized story.  Just something with your interpretation of the King flavor.) And send it to thewritedestination@gmail.com.  The deadline is June 26th.  Stories will then be posted on my blog and you can pat yourself on the back and feel a little bit famous.  You can walk a little taller and call yourself an official writer.  That’s huge folks.  Don’t underestimate the effect of the proper mindset on your writing career.  Trust me.  That is the first big hurdle you have to jump in this race.  Not your writing skills, but the way you think of yourself.  There is an entire chapter on imitating King in “Fiction Writing Master Class” by William Cane.  Here are some tips to help you along the way:

1.        Make the reader worried.  Provide hints about a potential problem your protagonist is going to run into on down the road and make the protagonist likable.  No one wants to see bad things happen to someone they like.  Even if that someone is fictional.
2.       Weave more mentions of this impending thing into your narrative in various places throughout.
3.       Make readers wait to find out if this impending situation is going to happen.  Don’t be afraid to string your reader’s along for a little while.  They will love you for it.
4.       Last, but certainly not least, don’t forget to add a sprinkle of the supernatural to an ordinary situation.

Good luck and happy writing.  I can’t wait to see what you all come up with.  Change your mindset and set your fear aside.  Go be awesome today!

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

E-mail List Sign Ups


Hello Fellow Creatives,

I'm just curious what you think about e-mail list sign-ups.  I'm trying to build my e-mail list as I'm sure all of my fellow authors are.   We've all heard about the importance of the list.  If you listen to many podcasts you hear it preached over and over again.  That and having a platform, etc., etc., etc.,
I know a lot of authors give away one of their own books to build a list.  I'm about to launch my first and don't have a large backlist of books, so giving away my only one isn't a luxury I can afford.  I am working on a trilogy and I plan to eventually give the first one in the series away, but it will be awhile before the trilogy is finished.  I'm looking for creative ways to build a targeted list of people that share my interests.  What do you suggest?  What makes you sign up for a list?  Has anyone out there ever paid to advertise with an e-mail list service?  Any thoughts are greatly appreciated.  Thanks in advance for your input and as always, happy writing!










Monday, March 20, 2017

My Poe inspired Piece



Can Albert grant his father's dying wish in time? 


My Father’s Final Wish

 
It looked like the eye of a lazy Cyclops peering at me as I crested the hill. I froze in my boots for a moment as a chill ran the length of my soul. I crept with caution down the steep incline, toward, The Gates of Hell. At least, that’s what the locals called it. I’d spent my entire life nestled on a hill not far from its humble location, but I had never dared enter.  I forced myself with all the courage I could muster to step inside. All trepidation, I cast aside with my goal set firmly in my mind. I could feel the cave’s cool breath on my skin as I stepped inside that most monstrous of earthly openings. “It’s just a cave,” I said to myself out loud. Just an opening in the earth’s skin. Nothing at all to be afraid of.  
Do you think me weak because my heart was pricked with terror at a simple caving expedition? Well, it is with good reason I fear this place. It is where my brother met his untimely end three years prior. He left on a caving adventure and was never heard from again, and my father’s health has deteriorated ever since until he became confined to his bed.  Yesterday, he took my hand and presented his plea.  If I could just ascertain my brother's fate, then and only then, he proclaimed would he be able to die in peace. Rumors still circulate that my brother ran off to seek his fortune elsewhere, and it caused my father unbearable grief. 
My mother pleaded for me to stay. She’d lost one son. She shan’t lose another or her poor mother’s heart would not recover. However, I found the calling too strong, and I considered it my duty to grant my father this final wish.  It was under these circumstances that I found myself in this eerie place. I switched on my lantern, and it peeled back the darkness in a blanket of light. It was at this moment that I found myself longing for the noises of the busy city, and the comfort that they bring. The only sound now was the tap, tap, tap of my careful footsteps and the beating of my own heart. It was pounding deep within my bosom, and it throbbed in my ears. 
            Time had no place there, and I lost all concept of it. I could feel the dampness settling onto my skin, and I was starting to tremble at the chill. Just a little further, I told myself. Keep going. It was at this moment that I made a grand error. I let my mind wander for a moment to ponder my miserable state, and I wasn’t paying attention. It was then that I slipped and fell into a crevice and became quite stuck. The lantern on my helmet busted in the fall, and the light was gone. The precious light extinguished forever. Terror wrapped around me like a funeral shroud. I didn't bring a spare. “Dear God,” I said to myself. “Why didn’t I bring a spare?” Worse still my boot was lodged, and I could not move it. The cave was going to claim another victim. I cried out until my voice was hoarse. There was no point.  The cave had been roped off after my brother’s disappearance as it was deemed unsafe. No one was coming to help me. 
Hours passed and I found all my energy depleted and my hope all but gone.  I accepted my fate began to ponder it. Was this punishment for the awful condition of my spirit? Deep down, I am a wretched soul that has nursed the most horrible of thoughts. You see. I always hated my brother. Yes, I know that it’s wrong to speak ill of the dead, but I hated him. I hated his adventurous nature and all of his good looks. His very existence made me feel small from the time that we were boys. He teased me all the days of our childhood. 
“Come along Odd Albert,” he’d say to me at school, and all the other children would laugh as I ran along behind. 
“Eat your dinner Oddball,” I’d hear as we sat at the table or "Good night weirdo.” 
One night I had a bad dream and crept down the stairs to the study where my father always sat smoking his pipe, and my mother would tend to her sewing. I wanted comfort, as children do, but before I reached the doorway, I heard their voices rise in dispute. 
“Albert is never going to amount to anything,” my father said, puffing his old pipe with fury. 
“Albert will be fine,” my mother defended. “He just needs encouragement.” 
“You coddle him too much,” my father said with a grunt. “It’s not good for a boy to cling to his mother’s skirt all the time. He should be more like his brother.” 
I’d heard enough and rushed back to my room, the bad dream long forgotten as a new pain welled up in my chest and it didn’t get much better as I got older. The taunts ceased as we matured, but I always felt like a burden. I watched my brother blossom into a handsome young man. A man whom the girls feigned over. A man who was going places. Much better places. I started to consider him the sole source of all my grief. I would always pale in comparison. I wanted, needed an escape. And with this respite, I could reinvent myself. I started to dream about the man I could be if only delivered from my brother’s cursed grasp. 
So you see, I had a right to hate him. I really did. And it was for this reason that the loathing took root in my heart like a nasty vine. I loathed him the way you do, a rat or a snake or some other vermin. My love and all the brotherly affections that I had as a toddler disintegrated. When he went missing, my mother’s heart was broken, and I wept for her sake, but not for my own. I watched my father fade into poor health and old age at the loss of the son, he most treasured.  
It was under these aggrieved circumstances that I began to prosper. People were kind to me because of my loss, and I secretly delighted in it. I made friendships at college and began to thrive. With Edgar gone, I was free to take his place. I stood taller. I smiled more, and everything changed. I even managed to obtain a decent post at a law firm right after graduation. My life was infinitely better and yet while facing my own end, I was haunted by nagging guilt. Guilt that my success came at such a hefty price. I began to wonder things I had never dared. If I had been a better man, could I have liked my brother or maybe even loved him? Was he really such a bad fellow or had it all been a product of my private insecurities? 
These thoughts preyed upon my mind like vultures and wouldn’t let me rest in what should have been my final hours. The past kept replaying in the landscape of my mind. I could, at last, see the love in my parents’ eyes and my father’s pride at the man I had become. My chest swelled with pain at the thought of letting him down. My father’s final request would be a disaster. This would, no doubt, be the end of him.  
So there I was, wedged with no hope of escape, when suddenly I saw a light. A glorious glow from above. I called out with everything I could muster, and suddenly I felt a hand. I could not see his face for the light of his headlamp blinding me and his grip was cold as death, but it filled me with relief, and I held onto it in desperation. 
“Thank God you’re here. I’m stuck,” I cried out. “My boot is wedged in tight.” 
“Wriggle your foot and see if you can slide it out of the boot,” called the voice. I pulled with all my might, but couldn’t move it. 
“It won’t budge,” I said.  
“Can you reach the laces,” the man said.  
“Shine the light down so I can see,” I replied. I then wiggled back and forth and my arm loosened a little, but I still could not reach my boot. 
“Use this,” the man said handing down a walking stick. I gripped the stick, and I used it to pinch the end of the lace against the surface of the rock, and I dragged it carefully along. It took at least twenty minutes of careful manipulations, but once they were freed from the hooks that held them around my ankle, I felt the tension on my foot release. 
“I think I’ve got it,” I called, handing up the stick and with that, the man pulled me up out of what I had presumed would be my coffin. 
“I can’t thank you enough,” I said giving him a hearty pat upon the back. 
“I’m glad I could help,” he said pointing down the corridor, back the way I had come hours before. I tried to make out his features, but each time the light blinded me, so I turned my attention to what was ahead of me for fear of another mishap. The man didn’t initiate any conversation. He didn’t give his name or ask what I was doing there. He didn’t explain why he was wandering around in a cave, and I sensed that I shouldn’t ask. I tried to make small talk, but he just nodded, so I prattled on about how grateful I was and about my family, and the girl whom I was seeing all the way to the mouth of the cave.  
“There you are Albert,” he said, handing me a flashlight. “Now you are back where you began.”  
It was well into the evening and quite dark, and I was grateful for the flashlight. I flicked it on and looked out towards the hill I had made my way down that morning. It was the most glorious sight. I turned to express my gratitude one last time, but he was gone. There wasn't a sign of him anywhere.   
“Where did you go?” I called out, but only my echo answered. The hairs on the back of my neck stood at attention, and I shoved it out of my mind, as I went racing up the hill. My one foot ached from walking in only a sock, but adrenaline propelled me forward. I burst into the front door of my parent’s home, and my mother dove on me kissing my face. A policeman stood up to greet me and then excused himself to call off the gathering of a search party.  I sat down the flashlight and hugged my mother tight. I launched into an explanation of my ordeal and how I had been rescued by the mysterious stranger. 
“I should never have asked you to go,” my father choked out as I walked into his room. I sat upon his sick bed and put my arms around him and wept.  I went to sleep a grateful man. It wasn’t until the next morning that I noticed it. I came down the stairs for breakfast, and I glimpsed the flashlight on the table and picked it up to examine it in the daylight. There on the side, scribbled in his familiar penmanship, were the words, ‘Property of Edgar Stalling'. This was my brother’s flashlight. The same one he must have entered the cave with three years prior. A tightness wrapped around my heart as the realization crept down my spine. The question of my brother’s fate was answered.  My father could go to his grave in peace.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Buddy's Balls Go Bye Bye
















Okay, I have a confession to make to my friends in the blogosphere.  My sense of humor is a little...weeelllll....disturbing.  If you are sensitive to disturbing images then turn away now and do not look at the end of this post.  You might not be able to handle it.  Anyway, a few months back, my daughter Elly had been begging for a Wiener Dog.  Her father tries to act like a staunch disciplinarian, but we all know that he is really a big pushover.  Especially when it comes to dogs.  Chris is even more dog crazy than I am.  I argued that we had three dogs already and that mommy had enough things to keep alive, but Chris cracked under the avid persistence of his first born, a.k.a. Daddy's Girl.  He caught me at a weak moment on a Saturday morning before I had had my cup of Joe and dragged me to a breeder in Ft. Branch.  They only had one left, a boy they called Apollo.  He weighed less than three pounds.  Too cute for words.  Daddy couldn't shell out the $750.00 asking price fast enough.  As we were pulling away, I looked down at the card.  It said Miniature Daschund.  I'm thinking shit, this dog is always going to fit through the six inch gaps in our aluminum fence.  That means that mommy is on potty walk duty for the rest of his natural life.  He was cute though.  So cute.  My daughter Elly changed his name to Buddy after the one in "The Secret Life of Pets".   He looks just like the character and Buddy is a good name for him because he follows me everywhere.  I mean everywhere.   He's under my chair right now.    With Buddy's arrival, I realized something about myself.  I am a little dog person.  I found this out after twelve years of having big drooling behemoths in the house.  I fell in love with this dog and he fell in love with me.  Elly complains that I stole him, but I didn't do it on purpose.  Honest.  I started to have secret fantasies of finding Buddy a lady love and having baby miniature wieners around.  Can you imagine?  Cuteness overload.   I hinted as much to Chris, but he wasn't going for it.  Especially after Buddy began to hump everything that moved.  Mostly Chris's arms and grandma's legs.  He never bothered me.  I'm his mother and that would be gross, but Chris's big sexy arms were too much for him.  He would dive on them at night while Chris was trying to sleep.  During the day, my mother-in-law Joyce was the main target.  Joyce is Baptist.  Not just a little Baptist.  A lot Baptist.  She was deeply offended that Buddy kept trying to have premarital relations with her calves.  I thought it was funny, but she wasn't amused so poor Buddy's balls had to go.  Now for those of you who don't know me, I have been with my husband since high school.  We are both strong first borns which according to "The Birth Order Book" by Dr. Lehman is a terrible match, but we have managed to make it for nearly twenty-five years.  It will be twenty-five years in July.  Of course I know exactly what day.  I'm a chick.  It's the 19th.  It's in my DNA to remember these useless details.  We admittedly drive each other a little crazy so we have learned not to take each other too seriously.  Most of the time.  There is a definite power struggle that has been brewing for years and I decided to take advantage of Buddy's unfortunate predicament to exert my dominance.  I asked the vet to place Buddy's leftover parts in a jar of solution for me.  She actually did it.  I love our vet Dr. Ramos.  She has an easy smile and is always laughing and she actually put Buddy's balls in a jar for me.  I then wrote, "Chris's Testicles Property of Amber" and placed them on the mantle as a subtle sign of who's really in charge.  How did Chris react?  I guess we've been together too long and he has grown used to my dry wit.  It didn't even phase him.  He was quietly fascinated by what they looked like on the inside though.  Our daughter Elly said they looked like little brains.  Hmmmm.  I could say it, but I'm not going to.


Me and my sick sense of humor have had more fun with Buddy's manhood than poor Buddy ever got to.  If you are a little bit sick and enjoy my dry humor and would like to hear more about all of my crazy misadventures, sign up for my e-mail list today so I can let you know when my book "Puppy Love: Life Lessons In Disobedience" comes out later this month.  Until then, hope your having a great life and happy writing!

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